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Poster: Mandojammer Date: May 30, 2012 8:33am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy

Chuck Norris is alive because God wanted Freddie Kruger, Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine to have nightmares.

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Poster: Piles Date: May 30, 2012 9:28am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy

Hey that's a good one. I love the Chuck Norris facts.
I like the one above also, but it keeps telling me to sign in when I try to reply. Quirk in the system I guess.

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Poster: craven714 Date: May 30, 2012 9:37am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy

CN can slam a revolving door.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 30, 2012 10:35am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy

They named a street in LA after CN once but later had to change it back...no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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Poster: craven714 Date: May 30, 2012 9:05am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy

The easiest way to determine CNs age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

When CN was born, he slapped the doctor.

Even Google cant find CN

Superman wears CN pajamas to bed at night

CN nevere uses a stunt double, except for crying scenes

CN could lose both legs and still 'walk it off'

The boogeyman checks for CN under the bed before sleeping

CN can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

CN can cut through a knife with hot butter

If you work in an office with CN, never ask him for a 3-hole punch

CN can build a snowman out of rain

CN built Rome in a day

CN can make an onion cry and unscramble an egg

Look out, CN is right behind you :)





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Poster: Mandojammer Date: May 31, 2012 7:25am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy

Chuck Norris went to Burger King, ordered a Big Mac, and they gave it to him.

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Poster: user unknown Date: May 30, 2012 6:50pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy

If you swallow a quarter and Chuck Norris round house kicks you in the stomach you will crap out two dimes and a nickel.

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Poster: grendelschoice Date: May 31, 2012 8:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy

Chuck Norris grinds coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity—-twice.